The latest Avatar news from the East is that a 42 year old man with a history of high blood pressure died in Taiwan while watching the film.
It was suggested that he got overly excited, which resulted in a brain hemorrhage.
This is the second shocking news to come from the east, following China’s ban on Avatar from all non 3-D and IMAX screens, because the “film is taking too much money from Chinese films, and drawing unwated attention to the sensitive issue of forced evictions.”
No response yet from Cameron on whether or not Avatar will come with a notice: You get soft and Pandora will shit you out dead with zero warning.
Sean Ewington is your friendly neighbourhood movie/video game critic, and comic author. He is the co-writer of the Up Up Down Down webcomic and owns and operates 2dreviews. Sean has written for various online publications like Broken Frontier and Brutal Gamer, as well as print publications including the Metro - the world's largest free daily newspaper. 
just wait until 3D porn becomes popular. things like this will become a common occurrence.